f*ck
'oh shit i just ate half a tub of ice cream'
— ancient proverb by me (via turntnip)

(via pizza)

queefilicious:

sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet

(Source: susemoji, via seedy)

unbrokenable:

The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone.

(via crystallized-teardrops)

'Nothing’s changed. You’ll go home. You’ll be bored. You’ll be ignored. No one will listen to you, really listen to you. You’re too clever and too quiet for them to understand.'
— Neil Gaiman (via splitterherzen)

(via pokec0re)

flums:

If u think someone (me) is cute you should tell them (me)

(Source: uqqu, via fake-mermaid)

1000percentdone:

remember far east movement

RIP 2011-2011

(Source: fairyprncess, via fake-mermaid)